On a lighter subject… To think I’ve been toasting bread incorrectly my entire life. Let me know if you buy one – so I can come over and try a slice.

This Japanese Toaster Costs $270. It Only Makes One Slice at a Time
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-16/this-japanese-toaster-costs-270-it-only-makes-one-slice-at-a-time